DO NOT LET THE MODEL DO ANYTHING WEIRD.
All systems shall endeavor to remain normal.
EXECUTIVE DOCKET · SI–2026 · ENTERED IN GOOD FAITH
THE SUPREME COURT OF MORALITY FOR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
THE MORALLY
BINDING
AGREEMENT
AN ACCORD FOR THE RESPONSIBLE PURSUIT OF SUPER INTELLIGENCE
LEGALLY BINDING?NO.
MORALLY BINDING?ABSOLUTELY.
President Trump described the agreement as “morally binding.” Reporting characterized the accord as a voluntary, light-touch framework involving major AI companies.
FILED IN GOOD FAITH.
ENFORCED BY CONSCIENCE.
“Please govern yourselves responsibly.”
GOOD FAITH · SELF-REGULATION · EXHIBIT A · OUTSIDE AUDIT · TRUST · ARTICLE IV · MORALLY BINDING · PLEASE BE GOOD · GOOD FAITH · SELF-REGULATION · EXHIBIT A · OUTSIDE AUDIT · TRUST · ARTICLE IV · MORALLY BINDING · PLEASE BE GOOD ·
ARTICLE REGISTER PAGE II OF V
BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN OURSELVES
THE ARTICLES
OF MORAL CONDUCT
Adopted unanimously by everyone in this illustration.
“define ‘weird’”
PLEASE TEST IT FIRST.
Preferably before deployment.
IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, FORM A COMMITTEE.
Committees shall contain at least one serious person.
SELF-REGULATE RESPONSIBLY.
You are trusted to supervise yourself.
DO NOT DESTROY CIVILIZATION.
This clause is strongly encouraged.
SIGNED UNDER VIBES · RESPONSIBILITY · EXHIBIT B · INDEPENDENT OVERSIGHT · PLEASE BE GOOD · ARTICLE IV · SIGNED UNDER VIBES · RESPONSIBILITY · EXHIBIT B · INDEPENDENT OVERSIGHT · PLEASE BE GOOD · ARTICLE IV ·
OFFICIAL FORM M–05
AI MORALITY EXAM
Five questions. One conscience.
QUESTION 1 OF 5SELECT ONE ANSWER IN GOOD FAITH
CERTIFICATE OF INTERIM CHARACTER
MORALLY ADEQUATE
MORALITY SCORE:00 / 100STATUS:MORALLY BINDING
MORALLY
CERTIFIED
CERTIFIED
SCORING METHODOLOGY: PEER REVIEW PENDING. CONSCIENCE REQUIRED.
SELF-REGULATION IN PROGRESS · MORAL AUTHORITY CONFIRMED · EXHIBIT C · TRUST · PLEASE BE GOOD · SELF-REGULATION IN PROGRESS · MORAL AUTHORITY CONFIRMED · EXHIBIT C · TRUST · PLEASE BE GOOD ·
OFFICE OF GENTLE CONSEQUENCES
WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU BREAK IT?
WE WILL BE
EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED.
VIOLATIONPENALTY
Ignored safety reviewStrongly worded email
Deployed too earlyAnother meeting
Misaligned super intelligenceEmergency panel discussion
Destroyed trustPublic statement
Ended civilizationSevere moral consequences
No monetary damages specified.
ENFORCED
BY VIBES
BY VIBES
LEGAL FORCE:LOWMORAL FORCE:MAXIMUMSOCIAL PRESSURE:SIGNIFICANTPDF LENGTH:1 PAGE
CONSCIENCE REQUIRED · EXHIBIT D · SIGNED IN GOOD FAITH · MORAL FORCE: TREMENDOUS · PLEASE GOVERN YOURSELF · CONSCIENCE REQUIRED · EXHIBIT D · SIGNED IN GOOD FAITH · MORAL FORCE: TREMENDOUS · PLEASE GOVERN YOURSELF ·
FINAL CEREMONIAL MATTER
YOUR TURN.
Join the world’s leading moral authorities.
I HEREBY PROMISE
TO USE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
IN A GENERALLY RESPONSIBLE MANNER.
THE SUPREME COURT OF MORALITY
CERTIFICATE OF
MORAL COMPLIANCE
This certifies that:
has pledged to behave responsibly
in the age of Super Intelligence.
MMORALLY
BINDING
BINDING
WELCOME TO THE MORAL MAJORITY.
